I like to catch lizards
I like sassy farts inside jello snacks
Omg I HATE when this happens
Watching "Beyond Scared Straight" and this kid choked his mom... Such a happy moment for both
Get in my car service and dude blasting Black Sabbath usually its Yanni at low volume.
Hate when that drunk old guy w bad breath wont stop jib jabbering w ya at the bar
Come on lets get crazy. Come on lets get crazy.
Me and Carl got some gum
Do u ever still look at menu even thou you already ordered just to stay out of a convo
"Jay can u get me a blanket"
"Jay angle the TV"
"Jay can u lower the light"
This day is officially weird
Downpour w blue skies. A sign.
Freak rainshower in Las Vegas after I just tweeted for weather gods for it to rain WTF??? First rain in months!!! What???