won't even pay attention to me unless I talk like this.
waking up the dog
ALL YOU DO IS SLEEP
drunk off that YOOHOO BITCH
I was hoping for a different reaction
dogs love anything you say in a positive tone
when you don't wanna get out of bed yet but your dog does
bad hair day
rape is never funny and it never will be.
straight white boy break up story: the sequel
straight white boy break up story
whenever dudes make jokes about women, this is pretty much all i hear
there are too many fucking vines making fun of girls and i'm hella tired of it. let's make fun of men and their lack of actual comic skill.
the food of champions
he has to pump himself up in order to jump on the couch