When your fav jam comes on
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"Family before friends because you won't get left behind"
When you and your old boo thang aren't together anymore
"lol, your joke was hysterical I died 😶"
When you're playing that good good in the car with your parents and you forget there's that one really bad part and you just .... Die
Mom: do you do drugs? Me:
Dad wasn't too fond of the lubricant aisle
There's two types of people at a party
Seeing the texts you sent to people the morning after
When someone spikes your eggnog at the family Christmas dinner
When your family finds out you can dance & they wanna see but you don't want to come off as inappropriate and you just bust out these moves
Talking about your ex bae to your best friend
when you get a crotch wedgie in public PLAY THAT SHIT OFF
IM STINGY WHEN IT COMES TO MY CLOTHES 👹