Aaaannnnnnnnnnd NOPE. (Fuck your hat of course!)
I am coming to your city with my UNDER NO INFLUENCE tour. WASHINGTON DC you are first. Get tix chrisdelia.com
I'm in New York! (and it's beautiful)
S'cute coffee cup!
Don't wear that.
INSPIRATION! ALWAYS STAY TRUE TO YOURSELF AND BE INSPIRATIONAL PS DONT WORRY
Listening to muzik
ENORMOUS Cleveland fan when he finds out while watching TV that Lebron signed back with the CAVS!
Rooting for SPORTS!!!
What happens when I enter a party (immediately start fucking in slow motion and then grab another girl's face and start making out)
Sleepin ass bae.
Tomorrow! Thursday May 29 at 9/8c my new show "Undateable" airs on NBC. Watch this outtake. Then watch the show.
Adventures of Bae "Driving with Bae"
Karate Move 143 - Defense move when someone far away tries to shoot you and then 9 guys try to jump on you one after another.