Fortune cookies are brutally honest
Hank Saratoga - worst piano coach in America
Kyle the butt hole surfer
Just scared the shit out of Jason Nash in the supermarket
Baby come back....
Just met a shady cheap weed dealer who so skimpy with the weed sacks.
Worst dog owner of the year 7 years straight!
Throw a baby in the air like David Bowie
James Harden left a fan hanging. That's messed up.